Hot New Trend Alert: You Can Finally Buy Jeans Without Legs Or Crotch


Welcome to 2018, where anything you dream can become a reality. Including jeans that are both legless and crotchless. You might be thinking: It’s called a skirt, look it up. But you’re wrong.

What we’ve got here is closer to one of those Supré fabric belts you loves and cherished so much as a youth. At a stretch, it’s even closer to a philosophical thought experiment: If a belt itself has belt loops, is it really a belt?

If you’re less confused about this item and more into it, you’ll be pleased that it’s available at Net-A-Porter for a chill $396. They also offer some resolve as to what the item is:

In the Resort ’18 presentation, Unravel Project used denim belts to nip in the waist of its slouchy and oversized pieces. Designed to appear like it’s been sliced from the top of your favourite jeans, this faded blue version has frayed edges and exposed pockets. It looks even cooler with a slim leather strap over the top.


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