Imaginary Dating Profile: Aussie Legend Spike Vincent

Nickname: Etch

Spike Vincent knows how to do more than just grow a fab mullet. He writes Aussie-tinged rock songs that are charming and romantically overcast. It’s the guitar-driven stuff that’ll remind you of your dad pulling up on the lawn after he’s taken himself on a drive to clear his head. They sound the way the pavement smells while you’re walking home from the train station on a too-hot day. Spike’s letting some of his own feelings hang out, but he’s also letting his guitar sing.

Spike spent his teens playing in a band called Drug Squad 66 with his dad, who had his own music history cred as a member of The Kelpies, and soon his sister Jett joined and they called themselves Baudelaire. Now, Spike has released his own self-titled debut, is playing his own shows (in fact, he is playing in Sydney on April 13), and is filling out magical imaginary dating profiles for Oyster. See if he’s a match:

Name: Spike Vincent

Nickname: Etch

Age: 27

Location: Camperdown & out

Profession: Musician/Horticulturalist

Star sign: Taurus/Horse

Quote to live by: You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life

Political affiliations: I follow Jamie Parker on Instagram, he follows me back

Hobbies: Hair care/Cats/Pasta

Things that annoy you: Siri

Want children: 4 sure

Drinking habits: Kombucha/Lemon, Lime & Bitters/Ultra Muscleze Night

Diet: Blossoming Lotus/Marrickville Markets/Tuna

Religious beliefs: Unknown

Music: Better Person, Oral-B, ptwiggs, HTRK, Display Homes, Body Type, Sex Tourists

Sports: Goal Keeper/Wicket Keeper, anything where you can stand around and think a lot

Have/want pets: 5 cats in the family, Gizmo, Rei Rei, Kinley, Fezza & Didi

Perfect first date: Hit the holes at the last good venue in Sydney, Holey Moley, loser buys Messina. 😀 *said with gun to head*

Impress me by: Doing a sick leadbreak

On our first date, wear: Crocs

Serenade me with: Ur Ocarina

Pick me up on your: Opal card

NEVER ask me: To smile. ;(

Pet hates: The music industry

Desirable attributes: Eats Spaghetti

What I’ve learnt from past relationships: Take a step back

Perfect birthday present: Vinyl

Favourite YouTube: Dianas – Leave Love

Favourite website: burgerrecords.myfreesites.net

Favourite joke: Myself

Can you send us a selfie?

Images: @spikevincentmusic

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