Kris Jenner Is Giving Away Botox For All Twelve Days Of Christmas

Of course she is.

Christmas is a big deal in the Kardashian/Jenner house. I mean, who can forget the yearly onslaught of photos from every famous, famous adjacent, used to be famous and not-so-famous but friends with famous people people all over Instagram? But what do you get for people, like the Kardashian/Jenners, who have everything? When you’re Kris Jenner, the answer is simple: Botox.

For the holidays this year, Kris has partnered with Botox Cosmetics to give away gift cards to friends and family. How do we know this? Because she announced it via an interview in People Magazine.

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For full Product Information including Boxed Warning and Medication Guide, see @botoxcosmeticpi. _ It’s easy to #GiftLikeABoss, just ask Kris! Gift like a boss this holiday season with BOTOX® Cosmetic’s $100 gift card. Visit holiday.botoxcosmeticgiftcard.com to learn more. _ See full terms and conditions at BTXC.CO/KRIS. *BOTOX® Cosmetic treatments to be assessed and performed by a trained healthcare provider. _ BOTOX® Cosmetic is a prescription medicine that is injected into muscles and used to temporarily improve the look of moderate to severe forehead lines, crow's feet, and frown lines between the eyebrows in adults. _ Talk to your doctor about BOTOX® Cosmetic and whether it’s right for you. There are risks with this product - The effects of BOTOX® Cosmetic may spread hours to weeks after injection causing serious symptoms. Alert your doctor right away as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be a sign of a life-threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection are at the highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection-site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms, and dizziness. Don’t receive BOTOX® Cosmetic if there’s a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions (including ALS/Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis, or Lambert-Eaton syndrome), and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects.

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So, let’s recap: Kris Jenner is giving away Botox gift cards for Christmas. And we know this, because she told us so, in the new issue of People. At least there are a few things we can count on each holiday season: Christmas lights, carollers, ugly Christmas sweaters and Kris Jenner being Kris Jenner.

Thankful.

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