Megan Fox shows us how bitchface is done. She wears Dolce & Gabbana and an expression which says "your boyfriend thinks about having sex with me when he has sex with you."
Kelly Osbourne is SO FUCKING CUTE, I don't even care about the weird sculptural taupe thing.
Claire Danes looks like she could be a contestant on 'Rock of Love with Bret Michaels'. Probably not the look she was going for.
Isla Fisher bares an uncanny resemblance to the bedazzled phone case I bought from Chinatown last week. This is not a bad thing.
Other than the fact that this literally looks like a piece of skin, I admire Amy Adams' courage to wear this epidermis-toned Marchesa gown around hors d'oeuvres (let's hope she has an adult-sized bib on hand).
Whatever — Lena Dunham is a perfect angel and whatever she touches turns to gold. She wears Zac Posen and looks like she's actually having fun, which is how it should be when the drinks are free, right?
Halle Berry was cryogenically frozen in 2002 and has just been thawed out to attend this event. Please excuse her for getting her decades mixed up.
Tina Fey can do what she wants because she's Tina Fey. The Golden Globes co-host wears L'Wren Scott.
Ultimate wife material Zooey Deschanel looks fairly unimaginative in Oscar de la Renta.
22-year-old 'Modern Family' actress Sarah Hyland looks like a 60-year-old who is trying to look like a 22-year-old.
The word 'stunning' makes my skin crawl but I feel it is applicable in this context. Jennifer Lawrence is a dream in Dior Haute Couture.
Only Naomi Watts could look this good in menstrual-red drapery care of Zac Posen.
In this Naeem Khan dress Nicole Richie puts forward a novel idea for what to do with your old curtains.
Amanda Seyfried wears a very expensive doily by Givenchy.
Anne Hathaway wears a very expensive Roman column by Chanel.
Taylor Swift gives this aubergine Donna Karan dress a go to fairly dismal results but we won't hold it against her.