Oct 24, 2011 12:00AM

Celebrity Make-Biggers

No celebrity will be left unscathed.

No matter what stage we're at in the maturing process, using a mobile phone to transform appearances (usually for worse) will always hold a certain appeal. Whether you prefer to cast your eyes 40 years down the track with Ageing Booth or add on those prospective few kilos with the Fat Booth, expect a significant amount of giggles as a direct consequence. The experience is improved tenfold by mercilessly choosing the rich, famous and perpetually well groomed as unknowing victims. What WOULD Shane Warne look if he added 20 kilos to his increasingly warped face? Only the iPhone knows. And, if you're wondering, yes - this is how we spend Monday afternoons at Oyster. Tough life.

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