Mar 16, 2012 12:00AM

Brown Cardigan's Top 8 Fashion Tips

Because YOLO.

Brown Cardigan is a mysterious website run by three mysterious men (Jonnythen, Joey and Toblerone), who spend their every waking hour either on the Internet, in Bondi, or on the Internet in Bondi. Forget Wikipedia, Google, and Facebook, www.browncardigan.com is the only address you need on your bookmarks toolbar. Not only do they enjoy collating animal gifs, Seinfeld screenshots, and memes about memes about memes, they also have a sideline in Fashion (which you can invest in here).

To celebrate their surpassing of Vogue and Harpers' combined monthly pageviews, we decided to ask them for some fashion tips.

JONNYTHEN O'NAILS HOT FASHION TIPS WINTER 2012/2013

1) Keppers Pants

Set your balls free, lads. Sperm doesn't grow on trees. You only have a finite number of lil' cardigans in your love pouch. Don't waste them. "Is this it?" That's what she'll say when you're shooting blanks like Julian Casablancas on the last seven Strokes albums. Keep it nice and baggy. (Also great for sneaking Jim Beam bottles and/or Woodstock tallboys into raves in West Ryde). Suggested further reading: forums.greekcity.com.au/topic/11366-kepper-brand-pants.

2) Kangols

Made famous by LL Cool J's younger and less cool brother Samuel J Adams. A timeless look. Best accompanied by a large Boston Ale, a steely gaze and a McCheese Royal (with cheese). Suggested further reading: www.kangolstore.com.

3) Kuta Lines Jumper

An iconic Australian suburban camouflage brand. Great for soaking up/hiding spilled bong water stains and perfect for disguising yourself as a zebra when you sneak up behind a dingo and/or a can of Reschs. More bloody Australian than Don Burke giving Dazzle Braithwaite a "Manaro" while riding the rip at Curl Curl point. Suggested further reading: www.kutalines.com.au.

JOEY PICKED SOME PICTURES. JOEY LOVES PICTURE$

4) An amalgamation of image types.

5) I clicked random 58 times, who do I invoice?

TOBLERONE JUST WALK$ AROUND AND GET$ IT

6) The Slouch Beanie

"Just put a beanie on it." The lazier the piece of fabric headgear the better, really. Make sure you wear it effortlessly.

7) Cape

Multi-purposeful, fashionable, unforgettable. The Cape is easily the most memorable fashion accessory, you can never forget a person who wears a cape. Black for the fellas, sequins for the chic(k)s. Don't get left behind in the fashion whirlwind. MAFW is just around the corner, cash your street stocks in on the NASDAQ fashion wallstreet.

 

Words: Brown Cardigan

Introduction: Ariane Halls

Images (aside from Kim Kardashian) supplied by Brown Cardigan.

browncardigan.com

http://www.facebook.com/browncardigan

twitter.com/browncardigan69

Ariane Halls

Latest


3nder Is Tinder For Threesomes

Ménage a internet.


Top 10 Moments of The VMAs In GIFs

Mostly Beyonce and Nicki.


Chloe Sevigny Mourns The State of NYC

Says jocks have ruined the East Village.


Hear Part Of Drake's 'Views From The 6'

It's about Rihanna, duh.


Red Carpet: VMAs 2014

Livestream all of the fashionz.


Grimes Boycotts Ice Bucket Challenge

Citing animal testing and the drought in California.


Oyster Playlist: Broods' 90s Friday

Celebrating today's release of 'Evergreen'.


Exclusive: Di$count TRA$H Collection SS14/15

Plus, watch their off-schedule MBFWA show film!


Computers Can Guess Your Emotions Now

Mashing the keyboard harder won't help.


Tumblr To ID Your Clothing Labels In Posts

That's not very soft ghetto, pale gothic of you Tumblr.


The Knife Are Breaking Up

It's all over after their November tour of Europe.


Watch The Weeknd's 'Often' Video (NSFW)

Girl, he does this often.


Meet The Model: Veroniek @ IMG

Love big cats, Cannes and Katy Perry.


Oyster Playlist: Levi's Presents Yo Grito's 3rd Birthday

Clips to get you fired up for the dance floor!


The Newest Human Barbie Is Only 16

Has never heard of that Breatharian, Racist Alien Barbie.


These Selfie Tees Will Look Good In Your Selfies

$166 worth of 'likes'. No judgement.


See The War On Drugs 'Under The Pressure' Video

Defs one of the best albums of 2014.


Watch These Fish Play Street Fighter

A.G Aquarius just got K.O'd by Robert the Bruce.


Snapchat Is Getting Ads & News

This spring, Snapchat gets real.


A-Trak Really Doesn't Like Taylor Swift's Video Either

But he's now an Odd Future member called Flan Emoji.


Watch Blood Orange's Dev Hynes Discuss Violence In Ferguson

Following his assault by security guards at Lollapalooza.


Watch Tavi Gevinson On Jimmy Fallon

Talking graduation, Green Day and NYC.


See Lover's SS14/15 Collection 'Zodiac'

The virgin and the warrior.


Watch HAIM's Ricki Lake Homage 'My Song 5' Feat. A$AP Ferg

Also feat. Vanessa Bayer, Ezra Koenig, Ke$ha, Grimes, Big Sean.


Gallery: Nom*D @ Marr Factory 2014

Showing the noobs how it's done.


Missing Model Ataui Deng Has Been Found

After missing for two weeks.


Earl Sweatshirt: Taylor Swift Perpetuates Black Stereotypes

The rapper says her new video is "inherently offensive and ultimately harmful."


Kanye West & Paul McCartney Might Be Recording An Album

Including a song that may be called 'Piss On My Grave'.