Aug 28, 2012 6:36PM

Daily Spam: Lindsay Lohan Is A Thief (Again)

Looks a lot like the world's oldest Facebook user.
Lindsay shot by Olivier Zahm.

Lindsay Lohan, she of the ombre face tan and straight-to-DVD movies, is now officially a suspect in the theft of $100,000 worth of watches and glasses. Last Sunday, she and her assistant Gavin Doyle partied all night long at the mansion of one Sam Magid (we can almost feel the cocaine comedown from here). But apparently miscellaneous white powder wasn't all they were racking — Sam filed a report with the police stating that some of his lavish possessions were missing, and that Lindsay and Gavin were behind it. 

Despite the fact that he has since decanted his story, (for reasons unknown), police are not letting the investigation go. According to the last bastion of truth and journalistic integrity, TMZ, officials believe they have independent witnesses who can attest that Li-Lo and her assistant Gav-Do are indeed guilty.

Let it be noted that Lindsay is already on probation for jewelry theft (she allegedly stole a necklace from a boutique in Venice, LA). All this despite the fact that she herself was targeted in the Bling Ring robberies, the story of which is being adapted for the silver screen by Sofia Coppola, set for a 2013 release.

When the Magid case was first reported, police accidentally questioned the world's oldest Facebook user, under the erroneous impression that she was in fact Ms. Lohan*. Florence Detlor, age 101, appeared confused and disoriented when she heard knocks on her door, claiming, "[I'm just] looking for a good book to read."

*This is completely untrue and we are just playing on the universal human truth that all jokes at Lindsay Lohan's expense are good jokes.

Ingrid Kesa

Latest


Interview: Vincent Moon

Spontaneity is so important to me and every aspect of my life really depends on it.


Watch: Behind The Scenes on Bally's Spring Campaign

Miranda Kerr, Julia Stegner, puppies and a goat.


Best Coast Interview & Ticket Giveaway

People are freaks, man.


Oyster #96: Solange Knowles

I've never been more happy with where I'm headed as an artist.


Chloe Sevigny for Interview Magazine

Androgynous / cabaret styling with words by Kim Gordon.


Watch: Tavi's BBC Interview

Tavi plays guitar, points out hypocrisies, is awesome.


Lover AW12 Lookbook

Nic Briand and Susien Chong dabble in the dark side.


Watch: Rachel Bilson Rapping

Carries a Prada clipboard and slams Mischa Barton, but still no match for Natalie Portman.


Oystervision: Swim Good

A short film to accompany our editorial.


Watch: Blood Orange Documentary

Devonte Hynes creates his own interview for UK TV.


Backstage at Milan Men's Fashion Week

Plus we re-cap Jil Sander, Burberry, Gucci, Emporio Armani and Calvin Klein.


Exclusive: Therese Rawsthorne Ensemble AW12 Lookbook

Super comfortable but respectable fancy-basics.


Oyster #96: Trend Report

Our picks from the Spring Summer 2012 collections hitting stores soon.


Sydney Sales This Week

Including Land's End, Alice McCall and Jac + Jack.


What We're Looking Forward to at Sundance 2012

Elizabeth Olsen, an indie Bridesmaids, Chris Rock as a hipster & more.


Rihanna Strips Off for Armani SS12

In between swimming with sharks.


Listen: 'NEEDSUMLUV' by Azealia Banks

An "R&B but hella progressive" track produced by Machinedrum.


2012 Trend Predictions with Apples from Ksubi

Clashing prints and 90's street style is in, taking sportswear too seriously is out!


The 69th Annual Golden Globes: A Rant

In case you missed it last night, here's what went down. IT WAS REALLY BORING.


Gary Oldman, Adrien Brody, Emile Hirsch Walk For Prada

Along with Willem Dafoe, Tim Roth and Garrett Hedlund.


Happy Birthday, Kate Moss!

We look at our favourite Moss moments as the model turns 38.


Exclusive: Wrangler AW12 Lookbook

Seventies-inspired street wear.


Goosebumps the Movie

You'll be sleeping with the lights on.


New Order Touring

Will die-hard Joy Division fans buy tickets?


Watch: Hedi Slimane's California Song Mini-Doco

A glimpse at what went into Hedi Slimane's 'California Song' exhibition.


Soludos and Oyster's Endless Summer Photo Competition

Win a trip to NYC and the Hamptons!


Lara Stone Taken By Tornado

Hollywood style.


Oyster #96: Swim Good

Rene Vaile shoots Megan, Nina and Ollie.


Givenchy Pre-Fall 12 Lookbook

Modeled by Joan Smalls, Caroline Trentini and Lea T.


Watch: 'Spellwork' by Austra

Ritual and witchcraft in the forest.


Watch: Wes Anderson's Moonrise Kingdom Trailer

A story of two runaway twelve-year-old lovers.


Olympia Le-Tan AW12 Lookbook

With Tilda Swinton, a naked Olivier Zahm, Annabelle Dexter-Jones & more.


Mia Wasikowska is the New Face of Miu Miu

The Australian actress fronts the Spring campaign.


Watch: 'Last Goodbye' By The Kills

A commemoration of the band's 10th anniversary.


Watch: Animal Collective Time-Lapse Video

The entire recording process for Strawberry Jam in under ten minutes.


Exclusive: Nom*D AW12 Lookbook & Campaign

It's model-of-the-moment Ehren Dorsey, again!


Live Stream Burberry's AW12 Menswear Show

Milan Fashion Week front row from the comfort of your desk chair.


Stella McCartney Pre-Fall 12 Lookbook

A continued love of contrasts.