Aug 16, 2011 12:00AM

Dannijo x Man Repeller

Lady boner alert.

Moustaches aren't just the hallmark of a modern hipster. They've been worn by style icons in non-ironic ways for centuries - just look at Salvador Dali. Unfortunately, moustaches on women are about as attractive to the opposite sex as drop-crotch pants or turban headbands. So imagine the repulsing potential of a line of moustaches designed by no less than The Man Repeller herself, Leandra Medine, in collaboration with Dannijo jewellery.

Luckily for those who still want to interact with the opposite sex on the odd occasion, the aptly named Mr Dannijo collection is far from repulsive. The masculine inspired range still gives us a serious lady boner, but we're suspicious that it might actually be possible to score a date while wearing one of these pieces. Besides a chunky Salvador-style moustache necklace there's a huge multicoloured collar in the style of Frank Sinatra, who inspires many of the Man Repeller's most offensive (and therefore brilliant) outfits, and while guys might not exactly like it, hey - at least it's a conversation piece.

Lastly, if there's one thing men are more attracted to than breasts it's electronic gadgets. But with the help of Mr Dannijo, even your iPhone 4 can be decked out with full moustachioed panache.

Words: Hannah Ongley

www.dannijo.com

www.manrepeller.com

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