Aug 29, 2012 12:28PM

How To Be a Fashion Blogger Ft. Kanye, Karl Lagerfeld, Bryan Boy, The Satorialist, Tavi & More

This goes out to all the factory workers out there who have ever dreamed of becoming world famous fashion bloggers.

We know that fashion blogging is so new millenia yadda yadda yadda, but now this hobby-come-viable-career-path has its very own anthem — just in time for NYFW. Front row fixtures Kanye, Karl Lagerfeld, Bryan Boy (baboosh), The Sartorialist, Susie Bubble and Tavi Gevinson all make a guest appearance in this inspirational 2D video, which follows the story of Burl, "a regular guy down at the conveyor belt" who "dreams of becoming STYLE TRAPPER — The Greatest Blogger of them all." I think we can all see a little bit of ourselves in Burl, don't you?

Burl simply wants to get enough cred on the web to make it to Fashion Week, but is he able to "out-blog the deadliest Fashion Bloggers in a no-blogs-barred Blog Off?" Watch and find out.

Watt White is the enterprising individual behind this video, which has to be on par with Shit Fashion Girls Say at NYFW in terms of spreading joy and happiness. He is the leader of NYC punk/metal band The SmashUp, and has toured with Megadeth (seriously guys).

Going on precedence, we predict that The Sartorialist will want to get all litigious on this shit. 

Ingrid Kesa

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