Apr 20, 2010 12:00AM

However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. ? Winston Churchill

Jonathan Zawada is the perhaps the smartest man to ever get behind the wheel of a Nissan Exa. He also birthed the Asperger-like website Fashematics, which according to one commenter has totally bent over to man for lucrative advertising dollars. Here a certain Oyster staff member guest posted after a particularly inspiring insight into the dangers of drink.

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