Apr 07, 2017 8:45AM

Imaginary Dating Profile: Bell Towers

Get on board.
If you love a dude who's into travel, we've got a real catch for you. Hailing from Melbourne, Bell Towers keeps things pretty spicy on the decks with decent serves of Italo and bent disco. Living in Berlin rn, obviously very inspired by his journey, he's just released a locomotive-themed record. The perfect excuse for us to get to know him on a new level. Toot toot!
 
B.T. Express is music made for dancing. The A-side 'All Aboard' is a sunny number with a ring that feels excellently similar to 'Don't Call Me Baby' by Australian house royalty, Maddison Avenue. Mental note BT's sample actually comes from Pilgrim Fathers Orchestra, 'Touch Me Don't Stop'. The B-side 'Night Train To Nowhere' is a hard hitter for when you're hittin' it hard on the dance floor — an attribute that won't go unnoticed by Bell Towers.
If you like what you see, get on board…
 
Quote to live by: If it feels good, do it
 
Age: 30 
 
Location: Berlin
 
Profession: Musician
 
Political affiliations: N/A
 
Hobbies: In no particular order - watching films, cooking, reading customer reviews
 
Want children: Probs
 
Drinking/smoking habits: Yes/No 
 
Diet: Gourmet shabby chic - down to earth w/ a touch of razzle-dazzle
 
Religious beliefs: N/A
 
M​usic: Not too loud, please
 
Sports: I enjoy non-competitive physical activity
 
Have/want pets: Reaaaly want a poodle
 
Perfect first date: A delightful dinner in a lovely atmosphere and to finish with an aromatic coffee!…  
 
Impress me by: Your annoying laugh
 
On our first date, wear: Dress to impress… it's date night!  
 
Serenade me with: 'Spanish Guitar'
 
 
Pick me up on your: A lime green Italjet 180
 
NEVER ask me: Tone it down a little 
 
Pet hates: I'm a Virgo so there's too many to list here but don't worry, once you get to know me I'm a great guy 
 
Desirable attributes: A sense of humour, sense of style, good dancer, confident, relaxed
 
What I've learnt from past relationships: It takes two
 
Perfect birthday present: A tantalising 8 day exploration of the finest vintages and cuisine of Southern France accompanied by Rick Stein, priced at £2,795 pp
 
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Favourite joke: But first, coffee
 
Can you send us a selfie?
Sure...
 
See this honey in the flesh in Sydney (May 12), Brisbane (May 13), Tasmania (May 19) and Melbourne (May 20). Full tour updates here.
 
Photos: Courtesy

Hayley Morgan