Dec 06, 2013 12:05PM

James Franco's NSFW Semen Art

"50 Shades of Batman and Robin."

You might think you understand James Fucking Franco — artist, provocateur, actor and satirist, but you don't. His life is his art. His Facebook? Art. His semen? Double art. That's why he went ahead and posted a couple of photos of a S&M style Batman outfit. The two pieces are called "50 Shades of Batman and Robin" — the first of which is an innocent enough chest pic, the second is a close up of a Batman mask with what looks to be sexual fluidz on top. As in CUM. As in, Franco jizzed on someone's head and took a photo of it. We're speculating, obviously. It might just be that Franco is (s)punking us with the help of some Clag or another kind of runny, white adhesive. Either way, no judgement. 

 
We're not art critics, so perhaps this kind of creativity is above our meagre comprehension. Clearly it was above Facebook's too, because the semen selfie was quickly removed from Franco's Facey. Not quickly enough, Franco's manager! Not quickly enough. Warning: ART below!
 
 
 

Jerico Mandybur

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