Jan 06, 2016 11:00AM

Jennifer Lawrence Gives A Cracker Of An Interview, World <3s It


Absolute bloody hero J-Law has once again proved she's the smartest, funniest, most likeable person you (kind of) know. In a new #nofilter interview, Jen covers important topics like dumb sexism, Planned Parenthood and Chris Pratt's permanent dog-like happiness.

Jen's extreme chill makes for a pretty lol/quotable interview — from the time she gave Larry David her number (and he never called) to her "slutty power lesbian" style.

Read on for more J-Law gold.

On Planned Parenthood:

"It isn't an attack on abortions; it's an attack on women. Because Planned Parenthood is so much more [than abortion]. My mom was really religious with me when I was young. She's not so much anymore. And I wouldn't have been able to get birth control if it weren't for Planned P. I wouldn't have been able to get condoms and birth control and all these things I needed as a normal teenager who was growing up in a Jesus house."

On her style:

"'Slutty power lesbian.' That is literally what I say to a stylist. [Laughs]. I don't know if that's offensive. Dior is its own house that's very feminine and beautiful; this past press tour every dress was just phenomenal. So you don't see me as a slutty power lesbian on the red carpet a lot, because I'm embodying the Dior woman, which is an honour.… But [also] I've got tits and an ass. And there are things that are made for skinny people — like a lot of embroidery, or it covers a lot — and those make me look fat. I have to show the lumps. If you have boobs, you have to show, like, 'These are boobs. This isn't cellulite.' [Laughs]. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

On the media's treatment of female leads:

"[With Hunger Games] we broke the [movie with a solo female lead] record, and I didn't even realise. As women we don't know we're at a deficit because we have vaginas. It wasn't until they had a headline like, 'Even though she's a woman!' And I was like, 'Oh. I didn't know to be looking out for that.' [Baby voice] 'How did this wittle vagina manage that? I carried a whooole movie.' [Laughs]. 'How did I do it, getting a period once a month?'"

On Chris Pratt and Anna Faris being MFEO:

"Chris Pratt is always in a good mood. We laugh all day…. He's like a chocolate Santa. He's just like if a dog came to life and was like, 'I'm a great actor with a perfect face.' And he's got the most lovely family. When I met Anna, I was like, 'Go fuck yourselves.' I mean that in the nicest possible way. They're like a Nicholas Sparks novel — just like, 'Ewww! But I want it!' But he's also a great actor."

On Larry David:

"I gave Larry David my number. And he never called. […] Which makes him even more attractive. I love that he didn't call me. It makes him so much hotter."

On her and Amy Schumer's retirement plans:

"Amy and I have a life plan — we were with Diane Sawyer in Martha's Vineyard for Thanksgiving. Not to brag. Diane politely threw it out, and then we're sitting at the dinner table with her family, like, 'We shouldn't be here.' Anyway, Amy's always wanted to live on Martha's Vineyard, and we saw this house, and we're like, 'This is where we're gonna Grey Gardens, and we're gonna grow old and crazy together.' That's our life plan."

Neva change, girl. 

Via Glamour.

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