Sep 21, 2012 11:18AM

Lady Gaga Has Been Smoking Spliffs in Amsterdam, Wearings Burqas & Writing Rap Songs

All of these things go hand-in-hand.
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Born This Way Ball or Up In Smoke tour? Lady Gaga got into the Amsterdam spirit on stage at a recent performance in the Dutch city, lighting up a spliff and professing her love for the sweet leaf. "I want you to know it has totally changed my life and I’ve really cut down on drinking. It has been a totally spiritual experience for me with my music," she said, before proceeding to eat an entire packet of Cheese Supreme Doritos in thirty seconds (we may have made that last bit up). She said that the weed leaf was the "new peace sign" and that "it's like saying everybody needs to take a breath and it’s going to be OK." Real talk.

 
Perhaps as a direct result of said smoking, Lady Gaga has also released a rap track created in collaboration with her producer DJ White Shadow as a viral promo for her upcoming ARTPOP album. She raps about fucking people's wives, having millions of Twitter followers and Donatella Versace. You know, the usual.
 

The song is called 'Cake Like Lady Gaga (Burqa Swag)', and she was seen wearing the casual ensemble above as she was exiting Philip Treacy's London Fashion Week show.

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