Sep 20, 2012 11:57AM

Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Drunk Hit And Run

"She was slurring. She smelled like alcohol real bad."
Bedroom eye. Photo by The Cobra Snake

We know we've already posted about Lindsay Lohan and her amputated limbs today, but her stranger than fiction life continues with her latest misdemeanor — a booze-infused hit and run. The child star turned train wreck was arrested outside New York's Electric Room nightclub in the wee hours of Wednesday morning after hitting a pedestrian with her Porsche Cayenne in the parking lot. 

"She was slurring. She smelled like alcohol real bad," the victim told the Daily News. He claims that Lindsay and her passengers "acted like I was nothing" and that Lindsay told him to get out of the way. The dude claims that he "was in so much pain" although CCTV footage apparently tells a different story, that he was only minimally injured and that the car was going at a very slow place. 

She never really had a chance though...

Someone please just make a stoner comedy/biopic about her already (we're looking at you, James Franco).

Ingrid Kesa

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