Aug 20, 2012 11:04AM

Miranda Kerr Shot By Orlando Bloom, Sticks Needle in Terry Richardson's Ass

Natural in New Zealand versus naked in over-the-knee boots.

Orlando Bloom, part-time elf/photographer and full-time envy of every living heterosexual man over the age of twelve, has taken a new series of photos of Miranda Kerr. The lo-fi portraits were shot in Wellington, New Zealand (where they lived for seven months last December) for a feature in The New York Times' T magazine, in which she talks about playing in the sand with her son, roasting chickens and other wholesome things.

When she's not doing/talking about wholesome things, the practicing Buddhist is posing naked — bar over-the-knee boots — for Terry Richardson. Intimate in a different way to Orlando's shoot, this one was taken for the September issue of US Harper's Bazaar. All for organic eating and health, she also administers a vitamin B12 shot to Terry's ass.

Ingrid Kesa

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