Bite the hand that feeds you.
After 'Borders' VMA snub.
How do you do, fellow kids?
Mo' money, mo' lols.
"The reptilian elite are responsible!"
"I have no husband, no family, I'm totally free."
Drama changes lives.
"This ain't Disneyland. This is the Bronx."
Future so bright.
Who run this?
"The perfect collision of creativity and fate."