Nov 19, 2013 12:33PM

Reddit's NSFW Groupie Tales

Hook-up stories feat. Drake, Harry Styles, The Wiggles and more.

While being an actual groupie might be a kind of depressing lifestyle choice (depending on your level of obsession with the famous person you're sexing), hearing groupie stories is unanimously seen as a barrel of laughs. Why? Because you get to hear really personal details about dudes and gals that are largely seen as avatars. But they're not. They're human and as such, they're apparently into everything from red velvet cupcakes (Harry Styles), buttholes (John Mayer), and smoking weed (The Wiggles.) Apparently, guys — let the record show that we did say 'apparently.'

 
The latest and possibly most amazing Reddit thread to appear online is called 'Former groupies of Reddit, what was your experience (NSFW)?' In two days, they've received well over 7000 reponses, including tales involving the aforementioned deviants, as well as people like Beastie Boys, Kid Rock, that guy from Nickelback, Lil B and more. See some highlights below:
 
John Mayer:
 
Drake:
 
Harry Styles:
 
The Wiggles:
 
DMX:
 
 
Photos: Baron Wolman

Jerico Mandybur

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