Oct 30, 2012 11:15AM

Robert Pattinson Is The New Face Of Dior Homme

Teenage girls start buying men's fragrance.
Robert Pattinson shot by Hedi Slimane

Glittering vampire Robert Pattinson is looking schmicker than ever and is coming to a bus stop near you. He'll soon be joining the likes of Jude Law, Natalie Portman and Charlize Theron in a three-year fragrance campaign for Dior (Homme). This news is sure to have teenage girls everywhere rushing out to buy the perfume and spray it on their pillow to induce sweet dreams. 

He follows in the footsteps of girlfriend Kristen Stewart who has her own deal with Balenciaga. The announcement comes just before the release of the final instalment of Twilight, which opens in cinemas mid-November. 

Lucy Jones

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