Sep 01, 2016 12:03AM

'Stranger Things' Season 2 Teaser Is Here And Is Hella Tense

What's happening?
Have you heard about this kewl new Netflix series called Stranger Things? Of course you damn-well have — stories about the legendary cast make up 75% of your newsfeed content, and even your great aunt Sue has posted a pic of what her name looks like spelled out in a glowing red serif typeface.
If you're a fan, you'll be quite stoked to know that Season 2 is absolutely definitely happening because, ladies and gentlemen (and demogorgons), we have our first teaser for the new season.
It tells us absolutely nothing and probably everything about what's in store. As you probably expected, it's a giant riddle backed by that tense old soundtrack. "Madmax, The Boy Who Came Back To Life, The Pumpkin Patch, The Palace…" It teases. Episode titles? Apparently. "The Storm, The Pollywog, The Secret Cabin, The Brain…" It continues, before promising yet another cliff hanger, "The Lost Brother".
Winona and crew will be back sometime in 2017.
Photo: Netflix

Hayley Morgan