The Liberal Clause

Have you found a distinct lack of right-wing children's fiction in Christmas catalogues this year? Fret no more! You can now purchase The Liberal Clause, an allegorical tale of how Barack Obama - sorry, Barry 'Liberal Clause' Obama - stole Christmas.

While the real Santa "had always spoken from the heart", Liberal Claus uses a teleprompter. He's unionised the elves. He's blown the budget, so Christmas might not even happen this year. And he might not even be from the North Pole.

The page pictured above taught me that Hillary Clinton and Joseph Stalin are the same height; a fact I should know already from celebheights.com.

The author is David Hedrick, a Tea Party member who unsuccessfully ran for Congress earlier this year and became famous for this video:

You can buy the self-published tome online at The Liberal Clause.

Words: Madeleine Atkins