Cardi B Just Wants To Fat In Peace, You Guys
Your girl Cardi B recently posted a video of herself dancing to an unreleased track, which, because she is the best, should warrant responses that include things such as flame emojis, strong arm emojis, drool emojis, and you get the point.
Instead, some moron wrote: “Is there maybe a Kylie Jenner secret that we need to know about lol Just asking.” And they are a moron not just because they think a three-dimensional waist equals pregnancy, but because they put themselves in a position where Cardi B had to ask them to let her live.
And she requested this permission to live in the most Cardi way possible, “No bitch I’m just getting fat,” she wrote. And then went on to create what will inevitably be our catchphrase for the rest of our lives: “Let me fat in peace.”