FYI People Want To Bone The Grinch

All about that XXXmas sprit.

#GrinchPorn is actually a thing. According to porn site xHamster, user searches for The Grinch have grown by over 10,000 percent since November.

“We hardly expected The Grinch to be such a sexual fantasy of our users, but it is,” said xHamster Vice President Alex Hawkins. “The searches have been climbing since mid-October and haven’t stopped.”

“For Grinch-fetish users fantasies,” he continued, “the mean one’s heart isn’t the only thing that grows three sizes.”

GASP/BARF.

But I mean, I guess it isn’t that surprising. It is almost Christmas, after all. Plus, there’s the new Grinch reboot starring Benedict Cumberbatch with music by Oyster fav Tyler the Creator. And since Tumblr banned boobs, people gotta get their porn somewhere — this season, Whoville it is.

Image/GIF: Tumblr/Giphy

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