Woody Allen Shows No Sympathy, Next Film Features Romance Between Adult Man And Minor

UGHHHH.

Despite the fact that the last few weeks have really existed for women, Woody Allen is currently filming a sex scene between a 44-year-old man and a 15-year-old girl. “Ughhhhh,” says every woman on the planet until their eyes roll out of their heads.

Titled A Rainy Day in New York, the film is currently shooting in NYC with a very undeserving cast of Elle Fanning, Jude Law, Selena Gomez, Rebecca Hall and Timothée Chalamet. Jude Law apparently plays a middle-aged dude who is making a dick of himself fawning over models and starlets. It’s being reported that one of the recently filmed scenes involves Jude’s character bedding a 15-year-old who is played by Elle. Keep in mind Elle is 19 and Jude is 44 irl, oh and that Woody married his ex-wife’s daughter, was accused of sexual abuse by his adopted daughter, and is afraid of a post-Weinstein witch hunt.

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